sorry mom, sorry god
if I send you an ask and it ends in “zz” it means it was a typo for “xx.”
I promise that I’m trying to send you kisses and not hinting that you bore me to sleep.
I like your enthusiasm!
my tumblr crush is ohneooo, because he’s wicked smart, hot, funny and has other great attributes which I would lose followers for if I mentioned. 😇
woman crush: basiumis, because I’m pretty sure she is the hottest, sweetest, most gorgeous human being to walk this earth.
and also you, for asking such a normal question in such an awesome way.
An extremely unusual custom made Savage Navy revolving rifle, circa 1860.